Yes, they’re nasty, disgusting little nuisances, and they’re all over the place this year.
HOUSE FLIES.
If you have small, incontinent dogs (like us) who have to go out all the time, it seems that when that door is open, half a dozen houseflies at any given time seem to welcome. So much so that I’m really shocked when there isn’t a fly buzzing around our bay window.
But now the tide has turned against the insect Taliban when I received the big compensation on my birthday.
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Meet the 2-in-1 4,000-volt YISSVIC Electric Fly Swatter and Bug Zapper … or what I call it:
THE DEVIL’S TENNIS RACKET!
That thing is BAD ASS.
As you can see, it is rechargeable via a USB socket and it is sure to kill insects dead. It can be used as a murderous fly swatter or as a standalone insect zapper.
However, my decision is to walk around with this thing over my shoulder like Negan carries his bat in The Walking Dead, full of confidence that I will rid my house of flying threats and keep the peace forever. I just turn it on, admire the purple light, aim at a fly and then: BZZZZZWHACKZZHIP !!!
Bye, fly.
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Just as.
I firmly believe that the City of Lubbock should be giving this to every single apartment in Hub City. They only cost about $ 33 and it charges enough time for the city to definitely get money back on your electricity usage. Plus, they’re so damn cool.
I believe, as if I had this letter, I grilled no less than 30 flying nightmares and sent them to a fiery death of blue flame and a slight sound of roasted bacon. I highly recommend this thing.
And yes, I need serious help.
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